Every weekly update tracked — new brainrots, events, mutations and removals, with links to full character profiles.
Latest: Update 62 · 2026-08-15
Next Update: August 22nd
The Update Log now gives Update 63 a release date of August 22nd, 2026, but the name and main features are still listed as TBA. No new brainrots have been announced yet, and the Upcoming Content page lists no Secrets for this update. In the meantime, a mid-week Taco Tuesday event on August 18th put four new Secrets on sale at the Taco Merchant: Burrito Bat ($1.2B), Tacoturbo Tacorito ($2.7B), Nachorilla ($9.2B) and Sammyni Truckini ($45B).
Rebirth 19 + 2 RNG Machine Secrets
Rebirth 19 arrives with a 28th base slot and the new Grief Shield Gear, which absorbs one hit from griefers before shattering (it does not apply to the player you steal from). Two new brainrots join the RNG Machine — Candini Fluffini ($14B, $57.5M/s) and La Fuse Machine ($35B, $95M/s) — alongside Ritual brainrots. RNG Machine Luck is now only active during Admin Abuse and cannot be purchased, and timers have been removed from all Lucky Blocks.
Bee Event + RNG Machine
Los Traders is being removed. The RNG Machine and Bee Event arrive with 12+ new brainrots and 3 new traits: Ice Bee, Fire Bee, and Queen Bee.
Summer Fuse Removal + New Ritual Brainrots
Summer Fuse is removed and replaced by the RNG Machine. A new Ritual and Trait added, with a new Event triggered by the ritual.
Crystal Mutation + Crystal Event
New Crystal mutation (x13) with Crystal Event, Crystal Slap and Hammer, and Crystal Base. Summer Fuse machine extended one more week.
2 New Red Carpet Brainrots + Los Traders Brainrot
Four new Secret brainrots including Noodle Noodle Poodle ($27.5M/s) and Grabatron ($62.5M/s) from the Red Carpet.
New Los Traders
Los Traders launches with 6 new Secret brainrots. Stocks refresh every 30 minutes with new trade offers.
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Steal a Brainrot ships a new update almost every Saturday, adding new brainrots, events, mutations and traits — and sometimes removing machines or characters. This page tracks each update as it lands, so you can see exactly which brainrots are new, what changed, and jump straight to each character's full profile. Bookmark it to catch every new brainrot the week it drops.
Steal a Brainrot usually updates every Saturday. The latest released update is Update 62, released on 2026-08-15.
Update 62 is the latest released update — see its entry above for the new brainrots and changes, with links to each character's profile.
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