Tartaruga Cisterna 🐢🛡️
Reptile
Tartaruga Cisterna is a surreal brainrot character depicted as a turtle merged with a tank. Despite his intimidating appearance, he waddles slowly like a turtle but can roll forward with unstoppable force when needed. A fan-favorite due to his absurd design and iconic name chant.
Origin Story
Tartaruga Cisterna was created by SpyderSammy for the game Steal a Brainrot. He debuted on August 23, 2025, quickly spreading in Italian brainrot communities. The character asks 'Who did this to you?' as someone turned him into a tank. He has an extensive family including son Lasagne Turtle Tank, wife Tartarugina Zuccerina, and father Nuclearillo Tortillo.
Cultural Impact
Fan-favorite due to absurd turtle-tank design and iconic name chant
Abilities
- •Unstoppable forward roll
- •Tank firepower
- •Slow but powerful waddle
Weaknesses
- •Slow movement when waddling
Battle Info
Strength Level
Brainrot God tier
Fighting Style
Tank bombardment with unstoppable rolling charge
Variants
Relationships
Allies
tartarugina-zuccerina
Spouse
nuclearillo-tortillo
Father
Enemies
tortillus-maximus
Enemy
Bombardiro Crocodilo
Enemy
Family
Lasagne Turtle Tank
Son
Tartarugina Zuccerina
Wife
Nuclearillo Tortillo
Father
Wafflini Candyulli
Mother-in-law
Tartaruga Fisch
Father-in-law
Los Tartarugitas
Baby version